I grab my knife as well as my bonnet, I'm going to need it if I want
to make a pot of hot lasagna,
I stop, and think for a minute, get the casserole dish and put my wet
noodles in it,
Pre-boiled, it's all the rage, if noodles were a woman than we'd be engaged,
add the sauce, tonight is tomato, ran out of salt so I had to add play-doh,
And let it cook, and let it cook, and let it cook, don't let it burn now,
and watch it cook, and see it cook, make sure it's golden brown or
we'll have bad words now,

Damn, who does this dude think he is, sticking me in the oven without
preheating it,
When I meet this dick I'm going to see to it that I'm frozen in the
middle, so cold that he won't it this,
If I was made of chicken I'd make sure it's nice and raw,
but I've got some beef with him, e.coli's all I've got,
What now? I know he likes me golden brown,
So I'ma hold it down, in the oven 'til I'm black and crusted,
Then he'll have to take a bus to McD's and chow down,
a quarter pounder with cheese down town 'til his loud mouth stands down,
I like it golden brown,
Too bad, I'll be so black that my innards scold your mouth,

This is going to be so yummy, I sure hope it fills my tummy,
Stab, cut, chomp,
Ow, why are you eating me? I'm not golden brown!
Oh no! Now I know it's a little overcooked,
even though I did every thing according to the book,
These preboiled noodles that are all the rage,
are apparently a scam and I'm enraged!

Words! We must have them, I'll go first,
Chicken, Swimming, Kitchen, Thirst,
Silver, Straw, Pickle, Purse,
Ah! Okay, now you win that round, but this time you're going down!
Auto, Potty, Scooter, Naughty, Picture Pot of Hot Lasagna,
Took a Turnip, Left a Lighter, Lost the Lotto, Carolina,
Ah! Double damn, foiled again, these pre-boiled noodles are not my friend.

Now that I'm baked and I've made my escape,
I'ma sit here on the counter 'til he throws me away,
Soak up rays from the window, say hello to some babes,
Hope and pray that Garbage Joe don't show today,
Life isn't that bad being a Lasagna,
You get super baked and you meat a lot of mozza,
If only they could make the shelf life last longer,
That would be awesome.